Y and I went to Hollywood Restaurant (城市荷里活餐廳) at Market Village for lunch a few days ago. The placemat was kind of amusing, so I decided to take a photo and share it.
My "translation":
The 6 Rules to "soothe a wife" (XD):
- Wife is never wrong.
- If I discover my wife is wrong, I must have seen something wrong.
- If I did not see anything wrong, it must be my fault that allowed my wife to be wrong.
- If it is herself that's wrong, as long as she does not admit it, she is not wrong.
- If my wife does not admit she's wrong, and I insist she is, then it is my fault.
- In any case, the wife is never wrong. This statement CANNOT be wrong.
Husband, please recite the aforementioned rules six times every day, to prevent any errors.
Cheers.
1 Comment:
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7/16/2007 6:45 PM
yeah, last year when my cousin got married, her husband had to recite this at the wedding dinner in front of everyone ;)
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